The dying days of General Sani Abacha’s government were such that I can never forget, there was scarcity of kerosene(which was the main cooking fuel of middle class Nigerians).And so, my family like many others was forced to cook with firewood.
My step mum used to rekindle the fire when it was going out as she alone had such expertise but as the scarcity persisted beyond the usual time, we were forced to
rotate this act amongst the children –including a boy like me- as she could not withstand the pangs of smoke for over 2 weeks again.
Anytime it was my turn, a substantial quantity of the little available kerosene would be used to rekindle the fire until there was the rationing of kerosene for ‘start up’ of the fire ONLY. And thus, you would have to fan with all your might to rekindle the fire.
Fanning in the smoke was nothing near an interesting experience as I would hold my breath till I got out of the smoke. Thus, a need to run out when the smoke increased so as to catch some breath. But unfortunately, there would be no fire and I would have to fan again.
One fateful day while fanning, I became angry within and told myself I would not stop until the fire was rekindled no matter how thick the smoke got. I held on to my decision and I made a discovery - a great lesson of my life.
I discovered that WHENEVER THE SMOKE GOT SO THICK AND UNBEARABLE, THE FIRE WAS JUST ABOUT TO KINDLE.
This I only got to know when I decided to endure the smoke a LITTLE MORE than usual .And then, I recalled the saying that ‘the darkest (NOT the dark nor the darker) part of the night is next to dawn’.
THE LESSON: When passing through a challenge, you must know that the point when you think it’s no more bearable only signifies that solution is closer than ever. You might be in that state now in any area of your life, the advice I’ll give you is to DECIDE NOT TO GIVE UP and the good news is: THE SOLUTION IS CLOSER THAN BEFORE, JUST A LITTLE PUSH.
By Kolajo Oladele
Oladele is an Engineer of repute. A Nigerian that witnessed the sad and very bitter end of the military era as a teenager. "Lesson I Learnt from Firewood" is one in a series that details his growing up years. Watch out for the series, every week on newsandmuse234. He is currently working on the e-book version of it.
'Dele is currently planning to start a family.
Friday, 22 February 2013
Wednesday, 20 February 2013
Maina the miner with the Manna
Once upon a time a village employed a miner named Maina to help mine the people's sweat that was frozen in a rock. What an easy job, miner got to work and in the twinkling of an eye had manna worth N200 billion in his kitty. Listening to Asa's song 'fire on the
mountain' one early morning, Maina dashed for a safer clime to enjoy his loot.
So goes the story of Chairman of the Pension Reform
Task Force Team, Abdulrasheed Maina who fled the country recently. But members of the House of Representatives, on Tuesday have joined
forces with the Senate to ask for the sack of Maina the miner with the Manna.
Speaker, Hon Aminu Tambuwal asked the Inspector
General of Police, Mohammed Abubakar to produce Maina, to answer questions on how over N200
billion pension fund was allegedly mismanaged.No one should blame the president or who in his right mind will be able to fight corruption or petty theft when his wife was dead for 7 days and had 9 surgeries in a month.
Maina is not the only one with the people's commonwealth, the Managing Director of Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) , Mr Mutiu Sunmonu, said in Abuja on Tuesday that Nigeria lost six billion dollars yearly to crude oil theft. And two armed men on a motorbike, on Tuesday waylaid a man later discovered to be the cashier of Makurdi local government council, carting away over N6million.
If anyone is thinking the petrol price will remain at N110 or N97, depending on what part of the Nigerian map you live, then such should think twice, because Dr Bright Okogu , Director-General, Budget Office of the Federation, said in Abuja on Tuesday that continued payment by the Federal Government for subsidy on petroleum products was no longer sustainable.
"We need to re-address the issue of subsidy provision. The volume of money we are losing to subsidy payment is enormous. “The people benefiting from the subsidy provision are not the common man on the street,’’ Okogu said.
So, O ye common man, it's time for you to benefit from the national cake, just at N200 per litre of fuel (just joking, it wont be more than N187).
I know so many of you will never understand but Okogu has this for you “If you are in my shoes as director of budget, you would understand why we cannot continue to pay subsidy,’’.
For those who think they can arm-twist the government into legalising operations of illegal refineries, Jonah John said, it is a lie.
The last time the Federal Government tried to quell a burning fire, a whole village was levelled and Odi almost became history but a High Court in Port Harcourt has
ordered the FG to pay N37.6bn as compensation to victims
of the military invasion of Odi community in Bayelsa State. The court ordered that a special damage of N17.6bn and a general damage of N20bn be paid to the community as compensation.
Even if the house is burning or there is robbery somewhere, he who is hungry will always say. So, what did you have for valentine? Chicken and roses? You are lucky! Not contented with the voice of the man who picked his lover's phone on Val, Makati decided to have a taste of her ears.
And if you belief all these are indices of a failed state, Doyin Okupe said, Nay! .
Monday, 18 February 2013
I was dead for 7 days - Patience Jonathan
The tale of dead Lazarus, resurrected after four days in the grave must have been one of the greatest miracle stories ever told, but now we know God can do greater things as Mrs Patience Jonathan said God raised her up after been dead for seven days at a German hospital!
It was a confession, testimony cum thanksgiving time at the state House chapel in Abuja, on Sunday as the first lady officially declared she was sick and at a German hospital.
Wife of the president Goodluck Jonathan, who earlier denied been sick despite been away for about three months confessed that she had 9 operations within a month during her stay at the hospital and thanked God for not sharing the fate of Stella Obasanjo who died while at the presidential villa.
“I remember when Chief Obasanjo was the President of the country, I was close to his late wife, Stella. We worshiped together in this chapel.
“It was a painful moment for me that time when she died and her corpse was brought here.
“That was how my corpse would have been brought here. It was not an easy experience for me. I actually died, I passed out for more than a week. My intestine and tummy were opened.
“I am not Lazarus but my experience was similar to his. My doctors said all hope was lost.
“A black doctor in London who is with us in this service was flown in when the situation became critical. It was God himself in His infinite mercy that said I will return to Nigeria. God woke me up after seven days.
“I know that some people somehow leaked the information that I was dead. They are people that I trust and rely on; to them, I was dead and I would never return to the country alive. Some of them even sold my things off.
“I won’t say everything here. It is the Lord’s doing that I returned alive. When God says yes, nobody can say no.
“People are always afraid of operation (surgery) but in my own case, while my travail lasted, I was begging for it (surgery) after the third operation because I was going to the theatre everyday.
“It was God who saw me through. I did eight or nine operations within one month. It was not an easy one.
NewsandMuse234 wishes the First Lady long life in good health (she's already prosperous).
It was a confession, testimony cum thanksgiving time at the state House chapel in Abuja, on Sunday as the first lady officially declared she was sick and at a German hospital.
Wife of the president Goodluck Jonathan, who earlier denied been sick despite been away for about three months confessed that she had 9 operations within a month during her stay at the hospital and thanked God for not sharing the fate of Stella Obasanjo who died while at the presidential villa.
“I remember when Chief Obasanjo was the President of the country, I was close to his late wife, Stella. We worshiped together in this chapel.
“It was a painful moment for me that time when she died and her corpse was brought here.
“That was how my corpse would have been brought here. It was not an easy experience for me. I actually died, I passed out for more than a week. My intestine and tummy were opened.
“I am not Lazarus but my experience was similar to his. My doctors said all hope was lost.
“A black doctor in London who is with us in this service was flown in when the situation became critical. It was God himself in His infinite mercy that said I will return to Nigeria. God woke me up after seven days.
“I know that some people somehow leaked the information that I was dead. They are people that I trust and rely on; to them, I was dead and I would never return to the country alive. Some of them even sold my things off.
“I won’t say everything here. It is the Lord’s doing that I returned alive. When God says yes, nobody can say no.
“People are always afraid of operation (surgery) but in my own case, while my travail lasted, I was begging for it (surgery) after the third operation because I was going to the theatre everyday.
“It was God who saw me through. I did eight or nine operations within one month. It was not an easy one.
NewsandMuse234 wishes the First Lady long life in good health (she's already prosperous).
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Police arrest lovers for kidnapping teenager
Luck ran out on a 28-year old man and his
girlfriend who allegedly kidnapped a teenage boy and demanded N2 million . The lover birds who were arrested by the Lagos state police kidnapped the boy in their neighbourhood in Ikotun.
The Commissioner of Police in Lagos State, Umar Manko, who disclosed this to newsmen on Saturday said that the suspects were arrested by the Special Anti -Robbery Squad (SARS).
He said SARS operatives rescued the 14-year old victim, Daniel Olumide, who was allegedly kidnapped on Feb. 2 at Ikotun.
It was gathered that the man allegedly kept the victim for two days in his girlfriend's apartment.
The police said the arrests followed a tip-off by a resident within the neighbourhood, who told the police that he saw the victim walking with the suspect before he was declared missing.
In a related development, SARS in Lagos State on Sunday shot dead eight suspected armed robbers in a gun-battle, Manko said.
He said the police recovered a Toyota Camry, marked EPE 737AT, during SARS one-week operation.
Manko said the vehicle was recovered within 24 hours after it was snatched from its owner and added that the police would not relent in fighting criminals and protecting lives and property.
He said the police acted on a tip-off and recovered the car from the hoodlums while they were operating between Sango and Ifo, Ogun, along the Lagos-Abeokuta expressway.
The Commissioner of Police in Lagos State, Umar Manko, who disclosed this to newsmen on Saturday said that the suspects were arrested by the Special Anti -Robbery Squad (SARS).
He said SARS operatives rescued the 14-year old victim, Daniel Olumide, who was allegedly kidnapped on Feb. 2 at Ikotun.
It was gathered that the man allegedly kept the victim for two days in his girlfriend's apartment.
The police said the arrests followed a tip-off by a resident within the neighbourhood, who told the police that he saw the victim walking with the suspect before he was declared missing.
In a related development, SARS in Lagos State on Sunday shot dead eight suspected armed robbers in a gun-battle, Manko said.
He said the police recovered a Toyota Camry, marked EPE 737AT, during SARS one-week operation.
Manko said the vehicle was recovered within 24 hours after it was snatched from its owner and added that the police would not relent in fighting criminals and protecting lives and property.
He said the police acted on a tip-off and recovered the car from the hoodlums while they were operating between Sango and Ifo, Ogun, along the Lagos-Abeokuta expressway.
Friday, 15 February 2013
Valentine's Day Tragedy: Goldie is dead
Like most epic tales, 2013 Valentine's day ended in tragedy as Nigeria loses Goldie Harvey to the cold hands of death.
The 28 year old, originally Susan Harvey, reportedly passed out at Reddington Hospital, Victoria Island few hours after flying into the country from LA.
The artiste who is on Kennis Music record label was made more popular with Nigerians with her performance at the recently concluded Big Brother Star Game.
She had remained in the news for several of her projects and her alleged relationship with another star of the reality TV game show, Prezo.
Although News and Muse could not independently confirm Goldie's death immediately, sources close to the artiste confirmed her demise.
A message supposedly from her Facebook Admin and also through her Twitter handle @goldieharvey confirmed the celebrities death saying "It is with heavy heart that I have to inform you all that Goldie passed this night shortly after arriving Lagos from LA. May her soul rest in the eternal peace of the Lord – Admin!!”
Goldie was at the Grammy Award earlier in the week .
May her soul rest in peace.
The 28 year old, originally Susan Harvey, reportedly passed out at Reddington Hospital, Victoria Island few hours after flying into the country from LA.
The artiste who is on Kennis Music record label was made more popular with Nigerians with her performance at the recently concluded Big Brother Star Game.
She had remained in the news for several of her projects and her alleged relationship with another star of the reality TV game show, Prezo.
Although News and Muse could not independently confirm Goldie's death immediately, sources close to the artiste confirmed her demise.
A message supposedly from her Facebook Admin and also through her Twitter handle @goldieharvey confirmed the celebrities death saying "It is with heavy heart that I have to inform you all that Goldie passed this night shortly after arriving Lagos from LA. May her soul rest in the eternal peace of the Lord – Admin!!”
Goldie was at the Grammy Award earlier in the week .
May her soul rest in peace.
Thursday, 14 February 2013
A tale of Val
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Although I was a virgin
at 21, my mind was already a book of porn. I've imagined all the
ribald and horrid things I’d do to the first lady that entered the
mouse trap that was my heart. Then came Valentine's day. A day filled
with all opportunities to love and lie emotionally-legal lies. To
love in truth or lie with all sincerity. Valentine's day is a day of
shower on all love or lusts in drought. A day to live out some or
most of your fantasies depending on resources, time and space. So, it
was February 14th that year and an opportunity for me to
live my fantasies, tell all the lies and reap the fruits of lust
thereof.
I have been dating this
sweet girl for less than three months, we started our supposed love
affair some weeks to Christmas and it survived through the harsh
financial climates of January with a bright hope of Valentine. But
time and space have denied us the opportunity to consummate raw
emotions beyond casual hugs once in a while. And then came
Valentine!
Several sleepless hours
of midnight calls have secured the time and venue for the celebration
of love. I saved all I had, starved myself and suffered my body with
the consolation that all the pent up emotion in me would be relieved.
I was prepared to give my angel the best in exchange for a rest for
my throbbing nerves.
Nothing could be
reassuring on a valentine day than a planned meeting in a lonely,
private place; a friend's place, home alone or any other venue that
ensure ambience for two. We agreed to a time out to an eatery in
town, then a lovely time together at a friend's place. Since we were
both in the university and living on campus, off campus was it!
I must have been prompted
out of bed by lust but love took over as the day unfolded. I went to
get a bouquet of roses and a superb hand-made card which came handy
as Val approached. I felt like a prince in shining armour as I
stepped out in my favourite outfit, doused in perfume headed for the
eatery. My joy knew no bound when I saw my angel stepped out of the
cab and cat-walked elegantly into the eatery and towards me with all
eyes in the eatery on her. I felt on top of the world!
We had a great time
eating, drinking and gisting, holding hands and laughing at silly
jokes. We took a cab to my friend's place and the tale will never end
as I live.
I let us in like the
owner of the apartment, tastefully furnished for a student's lodge.
We could barely hold ourselves as we got down kissing, hugging,
cuddling and pulling our articles of clothings off. I was ready for
my first experience into a woman, I wasn't sure it would be her
first; bros no time!
We were both half naked
when I had a rude knock on the door. I was startled but quickly
collected myself as a “man”. I strolled to the door and asked who
it was, before I could comprehend what the thick raging voices were
saying the door was on my face. As the guys stepped into the room and
saw my girl trying to fit herself into her tight-fitting jeans one of
them turned to me and gave me a upper-cut and a heavy left just above
my brow...I blacked out as flashes of all the colours that make
Valentine's day gushed through my sight.
I didn't come to life
until 3 hours after. I opened my eyes starring at a clinic wall with
several posters pasted on each other. The bigger poster has been
mutilated so it read in part “we treat but..” I asked myself “but
what”?.
I later learnt that my
angel was a sister to the kingpin of a very dreaded cult group on
campus and he had been silent about our relationship until he was
told I was laying his sister. He was the one that gave me the Mike
Tyson cut on my brow. It was a very serious lesson that kept me a
virgin until I graduated from the university.
Thursday, 7 February 2013
Tales from Africa
Soaring Eagles;
Galloping Stallions
Once upon a Nations Cup, several heroes gather for a fight of supremacy. Elephants with big names, Antelopes with sleek slim fighters, Stallions with muscles and resilience, Eagles with weary wings and outstanding flight history dated almost 20 years; and others. The Lions were missing in this contest.
The Eagles have been soaring slowly but steadily. They pecked the stallions once;
they tore apart the Antelopes, and had an Elephant for lunch! Ahem! The Eagles finally came out of hibernation and became SUPER when they pierced the heart of a fellow Eagle (Les Aigles). They are heroes!
Have you heard of an African hero, built like a stallion? Every
vein in him will put the horse to shame, his dyed dreads are fiery, his body
movement is strong and swift, and he could run amidst locusts without bulging. He
traversed the Black Starry night
without fear. He leads a nation that has never prospered to the final of a
battle; a battle for which his people has never dreamt. Valiant, gallant,
brilliant... meet BANCE with the lance!!!
There is a threat to Bance’s dreams, hopes and exploit…the Stallions will have to battle Eagles. And on and on goes the tale from Africa
Against all odds
The odds were against the two finalists. The Super Eagles of Nigeria were tagged the underdog before the tournament began and no one in his right minds would give the Burkinabes any chance of qualifying from a group which had Nigeria and defending champions, Zambia. But the two defiled all odds.
The odds weren't of chance and probability. Most Nigerians believed that the odd was obviously against the country as the most populous-football-loving nation refused to pay the TV right to air the AFCON to households as it was its tradition. That's a pound of flesh for CAF worth about 2million pounds. So the insistence of the Federation on playing the nation on a bad pitch wasn't a big surprise.
Not all the odds are clearly against the two finalists. South Africa with bad pitches doesn't appear like the country that hosted the World cup barely two years ago. But that is one odd that is in favour of home-based players like Sunday Mba and a host of Burkinababes; playing on bad pitches is their forte.
Since Nigeria didn't pay for the TV right and it would be absurd and unsafe to find the President and his team at a viewing centre, President Goodluck Jonathan soared high with his wife to see the match aboard NAF.
Loyalty and Vanity
Loyalty simply implies that you don't bite the fingers that feed you. Mali was very loyal as they kept all their creativity and ambition under check while they watch the Super Eagles soar to the final. Or how do you justify the last minute dribbles of Fousseyni and Diawarra. With about 7 billion naira Nigeria oil money sunk into the Malian war, the Leis Eagles felt what does it profit a nation if it wins the Nation's cup and lose its borders to the rebels.
I remain loyal as the soaring Eagles pursue vanity with galloping Burkinabes on Sunday. I hope to give you live commentary from aboard NAF 02!
Yinka Ojo
Not all the odds are clearly against the two finalists. South Africa with bad pitches doesn't appear like the country that hosted the World cup barely two years ago. But that is one odd that is in favour of home-based players like Sunday Mba and a host of Burkinababes; playing on bad pitches is their forte.
Since Nigeria didn't pay for the TV right and it would be absurd and unsafe to find the President and his team at a viewing centre, President Goodluck Jonathan soared high with his wife to see the match aboard NAF.
Loyalty and Vanity
Loyalty simply implies that you don't bite the fingers that feed you. Mali was very loyal as they kept all their creativity and ambition under check while they watch the Super Eagles soar to the final. Or how do you justify the last minute dribbles of Fousseyni and Diawarra. With about 7 billion naira Nigeria oil money sunk into the Malian war, the Leis Eagles felt what does it profit a nation if it wins the Nation's cup and lose its borders to the rebels.
I remain loyal as the soaring Eagles pursue vanity with galloping Burkinabes on Sunday. I hope to give you live commentary from aboard NAF 02!
Yinka Ojo
Friday, 1 February 2013
The graves and the burials
Angered by the decision of the court
not to investigate in which graveyard Yusufu buried 23.3 billion
Naira he stole from the Nigeria Police Pension Board, hundreds of protesters descended on ministry of justice in Abuja onThursday. Although the pension thief has been re-arrested by the
EFCC, the pensioners are conveyed in hearse to the graveyard one
after the other. Truly, a worker's wage is in heaven.
Speaking of graves, the nation is busy either with a burial or an exhumation of rotten bones.
The latter was the case when “the wicked stepmother” Madam Due
Process took Nigerians to the graveyard of about 10 trillion Naira buried by the GEJ government in less than 6 years. The government has been trying
to deal with the stench flying in the air ever since.
Tired of stench, flying coffins and subsequent
graveyards in Nigerian airports the Federal Government has decided to
clear the plane graveyards. Workers at the international airport in
Lagos are currently busy dismantling planes abandoned in an area called
the "graveyard". You'll remember the 2005 plane crash? The
company involved still have two of its aeroplanes rotting at the
graveyard as it went into the darkness.
Darkness is one feature of the graveyard in this country. An American energy giant General Electric says it will bury $1 billion in Nigeria, promising to more than triple
the country’s electrical output over the next 10 years.Let's hope the sting of death and the power of the grave will not prevail over our foreign friends.
Atiku Abubakar has said China is our genuine friend. I'm sure the Chinese are ready to reinforce the concrete on the graves of our dead and buried textile industries. 你是我的朋友怎么样?
Maybe the demise of the industry made girls dress in skimpy clothes and walk the streets of Abuja almost naked at night. The FCT administration has decided to bury N5 billion into rehabilitating Abuja babes in mini skirts.
Not sure of the promise of naked virgin in the grave, some members of the dreaded Islamic sect defied the cease fire and sent some police officers to their grave in Gombe.
After months of scratching the grave and mourning the loss of $500, 000 Otedola bribe the EFCC has decided to charge Farook to court and bury the case once and for all.
So, have a nice day as we wait to be served the souvenir from the burial of subsidy payment, after all its all about graves and burials. Stay alive!
After months of scratching the grave and mourning the loss of $500, 000 Otedola bribe the EFCC has decided to charge Farook to court and bury the case once and for all.
So, have a nice day as we wait to be served the souvenir from the burial of subsidy payment, after all its all about graves and burials. Stay alive!
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