If Barcelona qualify, I will do the impossible

If Barcelona beat Bayern Munich I will do the impossible! Take me for my words! Yes, I will do it.

Guess what I will do? If Barcelona beat Bayern but fail to qualify for the final, I will buy Barcelona fans Adjen Robben-signed Bayern Munich Jerseys and miniature Muller boots.

Won't that be fun? I know it's not. But Balotelli has a better offer for Madrid if they could strip Dortmund naked.

Nothing makes a healthy and normal man's blood run hot than a beautiful woman with a promise of sex. Ballotelli has put the greatest bet so far on the line,

'If Madrid overcome Dortmund the players can sleep with my girlfriend"

I'm sure someone at the Bernabeu will be doing extra training as we speak, first for the match and later for the 'bash'!

But, come to think of it, why his girlfriend? Why not his salary, cars and all?

I remember this logic we learnt while in school;

Balloteli has a very beautiful girlfriend, trust him;
Ronaldo loves beautiful girls, no doubt
Ronaldo will do anything to qualify for the champions league final
Ronaldo will do anything to sleep with Balloteli's girlfriend.

I wish Balotelli had dared Chelsea team with this bet, that would have been TERRIFIC! lwkmd!

Hmm... Varane is french like Mario. Ok o!

I don't think their is anyone in Barcelona team that like women. Bartra is still a small boy sha!

I believe Real Madrid can do the magic if they put their acts together and it's not impossible for Barcelona to beat their German "oga at the top".

Although its becoming more spoken about, motivating players with sex is not just happening, I remember a German porn actor gave Lowe's boys an explicit pix to motivate then in South Africa at the world cup.
Association of Nigerian Prostitutes promised to give the Super Eagles free rounds of pleasure if they win the AfCON, which they did (I'm not sure they've redeemed their prices).

Some Cameroonians once complained that Nigerian girls were distracting them with display of bosoms like in Spartacus during a match against the Eagles.

So, if not for anything, just to show Balotelli that "omi to ba mon niwon ni eniyan n re ila si" I wish Madrid would qualify for the final. Sorry no time for interpretation.

And for every Barcelona fan domicile in Lagos, if u qualify for the final, I'll give u Amazon gift cards for shopping at Allen Avenue Ikeja tonight.